I Hate All The Blonde Jokes...A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. "I hate all the blonde jokes people say."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you."
So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver."Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if i'm home." said the brunette.
The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said."See that guy was really stupid."
"No kidding..." replies the blonde, "...there was a pay phone just around the corner, you could have called instead."