Identify YourselfA blonde walks into a bank and stood at the window of the cashier's desk and smiled. "I'd like to cash this check, please," she said handing it over.
The clerk examined the check, then said: "Could you identify yourself, Miss?"
For a moment the lovely girl's brow creased over. Then with a bright look she fumbled in her handbag, produced a mirror, glanced in it, and with a relief said, "Yes - it's me, all right!"