The Runaways
This brunette and blonde came out of their house and got into their car. The brunette sits on the driver side and the blonde sits on the passenger side."If you see any cops around tell, me." said the brunette. The blonde agreed.
Then the brunette asked, "Is there any police around?" The blonde says "yes"
"Are they close?" the brunette asked.
"Yes" replied the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
"Yes... no... yes... no... yes..."