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High Flying

A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:

"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position"

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front"