Stolen EngineA blonde woman is driving a Volkswagon. She sees another blonde woman with a Volkswagon that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong.
The owner of the broken Volkswagon said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.'
The other said, 'Oh, don't worry, I have a spare one in the back of my Volkswagon.