Looking For Odd JobsA Blonde called Susie was desperate for money, so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs.
At the first house a man answered the door and told her "Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?"
"Sure" smiled Susie "I'll do it for $100."
"Great" the man agreed "You'll find the paint and stuff you need in the garage"
The man went back into his house to his wife, who'd been listening. "A hundred bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife
"Well she must. She was standing right on it!" he replied.
About 45 minutes later, Susie knocked on the door. "I'm all done" she reported.
The man was amazed "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Susie said. "I even had some left, so I put on two coats!"
The man reached in his wallet to pay her.
"And by the way," said Susie "That's not a Porch. It's a Ferrari."