The Whales

Two killer whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father several years ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male says to the female, "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That will tip their ship over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales."

The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. After the whaling ship had sunk, the male notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by either swimming or in lifeboats.

Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells, "They're going to shore - let's go gobble them up!"

This time, the female whale is less cooperative: "Sure," she says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"