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The Golfer

A new golfer, intent on improving his game was taking some rather expensive lessons from the club pro.

While practicing his drives, he ricocheted a few off some golf carts, trees and passersby. On one of his efforts, he imparted a horrendous hook into the ball which carried over the perimeter fence, bounced on the freeway, went in through the open window of a passing bus and knocked out the driver. The bus went out of control, headed down through a drainage ditch, up into a gas station, sheared off three gas pumps an erupted into a huge ball of fire. The poor golfer was horrified!

MY GOD, did you see what I just did?

"Yep, said the pro, you dropped your right shoulder and took your eye off the ball".