Raisin BreadA general store owner hired a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man said politely. The clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be.
When she descended the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves, as he was having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he quickly requested his own loaf of raisin bread so that he could continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each person was asking for raisin bread, just to see the the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk was tired and irritated and thinking that she was really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below. She noticed an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yelled, "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaked the feeble old man... "But it's startin' to twitch.