Favorite Son

Four Catholic women were having coffee.

The first tells her friends,"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.' "

The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.' "

The third says, "Well, my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.' "

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee for a moment, smiles and says,"My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.... ' "