Having A Bad Day

The following is taken from a California newspaper:

Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem examination revealed that the person died not from burns but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about Determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, This person went on a diving trip off the coast------some 20 miles away from the forest. The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied.

You guessed it. One minute ourdiver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next the was doing a breaststroke in a fire bucket 300 feet in the air.

Apparently, he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.