Blonde Mother
A blonde neighbor lady had a new baby girl. She was thrilled and so excited to have a little girl since she already had 2 sons.One day, not too long after she brought her home, she called my mother. She had been calling her alot since she brought her home for little bits of advice.
Well, this day she called and said "Can I ask you a question?"
My mother of course said "sure".
"It says to bathe the baby in warm water, and I only see H and C on the taps, no W, what do I do?"