A Jew, a Catholic and a MormonA Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.
The Jew, bragging about his virility said "I have four sons, one more and I'll have a basketball team!."
The Catholic poo-poohed this acomplishment, stating, "Thats nothing boy, I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You fellers ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have a golf course!."