Hot DogTwo nun's come over here from Ireland. They are riding the bus from the airport to their hotel and one turns to the other and says 'these people are barbarians, i have heard that they eat dog.' the other nun gasps. they get off the bus and see a vendor selling food so the first nun walks over and asks for two dogs.
She hands her two hot dogs and she quickly rejoins her companion, handing over one packet. She opens hers and gasps 'what part did you get?'