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Head bashing

Tech: What is your User Name?

Cust: John Smith.

Tech: (searching for user name johnsmith to no avail) that's your USER Name, your login name?

Cust: Yep.

Tech: .. (search for cust acct by last name, find a million Smiths.. finally find their acct.) We have your user name listed as "wolf231".

Cust: Yep.

Tech: Not John Smith.

Cust: Yep.

Tech: ...

Tech: What error message are you getting?

Cust: I'm not getting an error, it just won't connect.

Tech: Nothing comes up when you try to connect?

Cust: Nope, nothing happens at all. It doesn't say anything.

Tech: .. and nothing appears on the screen what-so-ever..?

Cust: Nope.

Tech: - Well.. What happens to lead you to believe that it isn't working?

Cust: It says Error 691, User Name or Password..

Tech: That's what we in the business call an ERROR MESSAGE.

Tech: Goto My Computer on your desktop.

Cust: Yes, I have a computer on my desk.

Tech: No. There is an ICON on your desktop called My Computer, double click on it and it will open.

Cust: I don't see Your Computer.

Tech: No, it is called My Computer, not literally mine, it's just the name of it.

Cust: OK.. just a sec.. <5 mins later> - hm.. Now what is the desktop again?

Tech: .. It's where the background is.. you know. It has all the little small pictures of stuff that you click on on it.

Tech: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Cust: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Cust: "What do you mean?"

Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Cust: "I'm not going to do that!"