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Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

Would the Standing Committee please sit down?

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

The difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...

It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.

Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.

Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.

Contents may have settled out of court.

If idiots could fly, then this would be an airport.

A day without sunshine is like night.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago....

Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

Would you trust a POLITICIAN to run the country?

Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!!

Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right.

Old is always fifteen years older than I am.

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.