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Short Jokes

Of course I know how to copy disks. Where's the xerox machine?

Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.

I'd install windows, but I'd kinda like to have programs, too.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...

KEYBOARD : Instrument used to enter errors into computer.

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.

Windows: the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology.

Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source.

Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

Melted fruit snacks found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/N]?

USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.