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Windows And Christ?

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus Windows 95
Said, "Surely I come quickly." Has been promised "any day now."
Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive
Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates Will be used to judge Bill Gates
"In him, all things are possible" Windows 95 doesn't even run all possible Windows apps.
Started life as a carpenter Turns perfectly good computers into furniture
Born in a manger Resembles something found in a barn
Remembered for protecting the weak Has weak memory protection
Was raised from the dead Was created from Windows 3.1
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works
Jesus has no sin Windows 95 has no shame

You decide.