Windows And Christ?
If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
| Jesus | Windows 95 |
|---|---|
| Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now." |
| Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive | Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive |
| Can walk on water | Can crawl on a 486 |
| Sits in judgement at the pearly gates | Will be used to judge Bill Gates |
| "In him, all things are possible" | Windows 95 doesn't even run all possible Windows apps. |
| Started life as a carpenter | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture |
| Born in a manger | Resembles something found in a barn |
| Remembered for protecting the weak | Has weak memory protection |
| Was raised from the dead | Was created from Windows 3.1 |
| Jesus performed great works for the multitudes | Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works |
| Jesus has no sin | Windows 95 has no shame |