Bridge Joke

(For Bridge Players)

A woman was applying for a maid's position. When asked why she left her last place of employment, she replies:

Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.

They played a game called "Bridge" and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you got." Another man said, "I've got strength, but no length." And another man said to the lady, "Take your hand off my trick." I nearly dropped dead when the lady answered, "You forced me....you jumped me when you didn't have the strength for one raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor. Two other ladies were talking, and one said, "Now it's time for you to play with my husband, and I will play with yours."

Well, I just got my hat and coat, and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber."