Thoughts

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Do witches run spell checkers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell Mnemonic?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word than monosyllabic?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Who took a bite out of the Apple logo?