Paddy

Three men where aloft at a building site on the 35 floor having there lunch the first man an Australian looked to his two companions and complained that if his wife gave him Vegimite sandwiches again he would jump from his luncheon perch.

The second man an American then opened his lunch and complained that if he was given peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on another occassion he would also jump.

The third man an Irishman then opened his lunch and complained that if he had ham again he would also jump.

The following day the three men again had there lunch on the 35 floor of the building site. The Australian on opening his lunch and discovering he had Vegemite sandwiches immediately jumped to his death,

The American then opened his lunch and found peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and also jumped to his death and the Irishman open his sandwiches and joined his two companions.

A few days later at the funeral of the three men, the three wives disscussed their demise. The Australian's wife explained to the American and Irish woman that if her husband had told her he did not like Vegemite she would have made something else,

The American wife said that if her husband had told her he did not like peanut butter and jelly she also would not have made them and made other more palatable sandwiches.

The Irish woman said "I just can't understand it. Paddy used to make his own lunch."