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This is for the Men Tired of Hearing Male Bashing Jokes

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?
A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q- Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Q- How do you fix a woman's watch?
A- You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Q- Why do men pass gas more than women?
A- Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A- The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.