Signs

Local hospital sign:
Give blood...it was meant to circulate.

TV repair shop sign:
Do it yourself...then call us.

Poultry farm sign:
Better laid than ever.

Cleaning shop sign:
Bring us your pressing problems.

Service station sign:
We collect taxes....federal, state, local.
We also sell gasoline and oil.

Auto wrecking establishment sign:
Drive carefully. We're overstocked.