Bumper Stickers We Need...Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.