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A Gift For His Sweetheart

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here is the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart........

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you. Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they made her look very smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt, many other hands will have touched them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before you put them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they won't shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

p.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.