The Three Bears And A PandaThe three bears were at home waiting for their porridge to cool. All of a sudden some creature popped-up through the trap door in the floor, went over and gulped down baby bear's porridge, took aim with a pistol at papa bear, fired a couple of rounds missing wildly, thank goddness, and ran out the door.
Says papa bear, "What in the hell was that?"
Mama bear says, "I don't know, but I will see if I can find out." She promptly went over to her PC and got on the internet, and went straight to http://www.metacrawler.com/, the link that sequentially employs all of the search engines. After about half an hour, mama bear exclaims, "I got it! That was a panda."
"Yes, it says here Panda -- eats, shoots and leaves."