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The Three Bears And A Panda

The three bears were at home waiting for their porridge to cool. All of a sudden some creature popped-up through the trap door in the floor, went over and gulped down baby bear's porridge, took aim with a pistol at papa bear, fired a couple of rounds missing wildly, thank goddness, and ran out the door.

Says papa bear, "What in the hell was that?"

Mama bear says, "I don't know, but I will see if I can find out." She promptly went over to her PC and got on the internet, and went straight to, the link that sequentially employs all of the search engines. After about half an hour, mama bear exclaims, "I got it! That was a panda."


"Yes, it says here Panda -- eats, shoots and leaves."