Men!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO OVER-DOSED ON VIAGRA?
They had to have an open casket...

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH HALF A BRAIN?
Gifted

DO YOU KNOW WHY BANKERS ARE GOOD LOVERS?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

HOW'S A MAN LIKE A SNOWSTORM?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last

WHAT DO MEN AND LINOLEUM HAVE IN COMMON?
If you lay 'em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next fifty years

WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
"What Men Know About Women"

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND GOVERNMENT BONDS?
Bonds mature

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?
We don't know, it never happened

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND E.T.?
E.T. phones home

WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHEN YOU HAVE TWO BALLS IN YOUR HAND?
A man's undivided attention

HOW DO YOU FIND A BLIND MAN IN A NUDIST COLONY?
It isn't hard...