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Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex:

You can get chocolate anytime you want it.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

You don't have to beg for chocolate.

With chocolate, you don't have to fake satisfaction.

You can safely have chocolate while driving.

You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your work-mates

You can have chocolate any time of the month.

Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle

You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk okay on Monday

Chocolate satisfies, even when it has gone soft

Chocolate doesn't keep you awake talking after you've had it

If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate doesn't mind

With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good

You are never too old or too young for chocolate

You can have chocolate with little kids and not have to go to jail

You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get your face slapped

You can have chocolate in front of your mother

The best reason is - chocolate doesn't cause pregnancy