Short Jokes

HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there

WHAT DO HURRICANES, TORNADOES AND WOMEN HAVE IN COMMON?
They all suck and blow, but in the end they will just take your house.

WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE SKY-DIVE?
It scares the shit out of their dogs

WHAT ARE THE THREE WORST WORDS TO HEAR DURING SEX?
Honey, I'm home.