Preventative Computer Troubleshooting!

I have come up with the ultimate solution to loss of productivity due to computer crashes.

As of this date all personal computers in use will be replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No "Blue Screen of Death" problems
2. No technical giltches holding up schedules
3. No more confusing dialogue boxes to read
4. No more shutting down with or without an explanation
5. No more wasted time writing and reading e-mails
6. No more intrusions from talking paper clips
FAQ(Frequently Asked Questions) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny little lines all over the screen?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A : Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's a shortcut for "undo"?
A: Pick it up And shake it.

Q: How do I create a new document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Don't pick it up and shake it.