Gates and Heaven

Bill Gates dies and God can't decide whether to send him to heaven or hell. "You helped society by putting a PC in almost every home," God says, "yet you created that ghastly Windows system. I'll let you decide where you want to go."

In Hell, Gates sees thousands of naked woman playing on a beach. "If this is Hell then I want to to Heaven!" he says. In Heaven there are only a bunch of Angels drifting around on clouds, playing harps. "I think that I prefer hell," Gates tells God. So Bill Gates goes to Hell.

Two weeks later, God finds Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amid hot flames. "This isn't the Hell I vistited two weeks ago," he wails. "What happened to the beach and the beautiful women?"

God says: "That was only a screen saver."