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Cheap Car For Sale

My girlfriend was looking for a used car to buy and showed me an ad she found in the classifieds. It read : Brand new 1995 Mercedes Benz Slate blue, loaded , etc. Sell for $150.00. My friend & I were astonished and decided to call the seller and check it out.

The woman selling the car was glad to show it to us and to our surprise the car was in perfect condition. We asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling this car for so cheap?"

"Well," she said, "its my husband's car actually, and he recently ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last week that read : "In Miami...need money...sell car."!!