Cucumbers are Better than Men Because...The average cucumber is at least six inches long
Cucumbers stay hard for a week
A cucumber won't tell you, "size doesn't matter"
Cucumbers don't get "too" excited
A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
Cucumbers are easy to pick up
You can eat a cucumber when you feel like
A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin
Cucumbers won't ask, "Am I the best? How was it?"
No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber
A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache
With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman
You always know where your cucumber has been
Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month
It's easy to drop a cucumber
No matter how to slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too!