Bill Gates

There was a major software developer's conference one day and all the big stars of the software community were there, giving presentations. After the end of one presentation, the building suddenly went dark, and a glow appeared on the stage.

The glow solidified and materialized into a figure floating above the stage, still glowing faintly. He was dressed like a programmer but had a great white beard, and then he spoke with a voice that resonated to the very souls of the audience:

"I HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM THAT WILL REPLACE ALL OTHERS. THOU SHALT DIRECT THY SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TO SUPPORT MY OPERATING SYSTEM.THOU SHALT HAVE NO FALSE OPERATING SYSTEMS BEFORE MINE."

And one programmer in the audience said to another: "Who does this guy think he is, Bill Gates?"
The other answered: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Bill Gates."