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Oleo, Oleo

A man hasn't had sex for ages. He goes to Japan on a business trip and finds a prostitute who can't speak English. They have sex, and all the time, she's shouting "oleo, oleo!" They finish and she leaves. The man feels very pleased with himself, and the man thinks that 'oleo' must mean brilliant.

The next day, he meets with the president of the Japanese company and they decide to discuss business over a game of golf. The president makes a hole in one and the man claps and shouts "Oleo, oleo!"

The president looks at him funny and says, "What do you mean, "wrong hole?"