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Second Honeymoon

A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to revisit the same island resort at which they'd spent their honeymoon.

At breakfast one morning the couple was sitting nude by the opened bay window when the still lovely, yet aged bride asserted herself, "Well honey, here we are in the same place we were on our wedding night and I can't believe that my nipples are just as HOT for you now as they were then...".

The grumpy groom responded, "Hell, I guess so - you've got one in the coffee and one in the damned oatmeal!"