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World Leaders

Let's imagine - it's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologers.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice.
Sleeps until noon.
Used opium in college.
Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian.
Doesn't smoke.
Drinks an occasional beer.
Hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler