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John Cleese says...

John Cleese was on American TV recently and was asked for the difference between English and American people. In reply he said that there were three...

1. We speak English and you don't.
2. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries.
3. When you meet the head of state in England, you only have to go down on ONE knee.