The 11th Commandment

Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope, and Moses.

They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in such an inappropriate manner. They decided that the only course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across.

Now the challenge was to come up with the appropriate wording for this new commandment, so that it matched the other commandments in style & holy inspiration. After great meditation & discussion, they concluded that the 11th Commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."