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You may keep any pages you may have downloaded from the Internet over the years, with the exception of the fourth page of the web site at which is the only genuinely copyrighted page on the web. We do ask that you return any downloaded viruses to their rightful source.

Goodbye, Live Long and Prosper.

The Internet Administrator

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